For as long as I can remember men have been accused of thinking with their dicks instead of their brains as if it is something we should be ashamed of, and something we should remedy in some manner. Why? No really, why? I don't get it.
We, men, are really quite simple creatures. Our minds are preoccupied with two thoughts, food, and fornicating. Sometimes napping, but mainly food and fornicating. If you take fornication out of the mix we would still be living in caves, killing the occasional mammoth and napping until our tummies growled, and we were once again compelled to go in search of the next thing to eat.
It is dick-think that has propelled civilization forward. Without dick-think there would be no automatic dishwashers or washing machines. We already had those, they were called wives. We invented the dishwasher to keep women we like around, and to make the others shut-up.
The more indignant of you will now want to tell me that Josephine Cochran invented the dishwasher in 1886; but she didn't. Joel Houghton invented the dishwasher in 1850. It wasn't a very good contraption, so Ms. Cochran made it easier to use and filed the patent on it.
The point being, dick-think is not a character flaw. It is in our DNA, it is who we are, it is what makes the world go around. Ladies, it may be the 'new age man' who puts the toilet seat down and loads the damn dishwasher, but its the caveman that throws you down and ravishes you, and that is what your fantasies are made of.
Dick-think, is a column label for women who want to know what men really think. Just ask, I'll tell. Your relationship will be the happier for it.
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