What Is A Chad?

Dorks, Geeks, and Freaks, know that they are Dorks, Geeks, and Freaks, and are usually comfortable with their identity.  They are defined by their interests, and intellect.

Chads come in all ages, sizes, cultures, and colors and have no clue that they are Chads. They actually think they are cool.  Chads do not have an identity of any real substance, and lack the confidence and depth to be in search of one.  They are followers, not leaders.  They are more or less, the male equivalent to a Bimbo.  They are defined by what they wear, and what they own.

Although it is somewhat difficult to describe a Chad, there are essentially three kinds, and they are easy to recognize as demonstrated with these pictures I found in Google images:

1. The Simple Chad, a.k.a., The Budweiser Chad.

Fifteen year olds think he is hot. The simple Chad simply doesn't know any better.  He is the product of his breeding, his education, and his environment.  The sight of him will make you want to roll your eyes, but you can't really hate on him.  He is what he is, and he'll be good enough for a female of the same ilk, and they will live happily ever after and make many little Chads.



2.  The Super Chad, a.k.a., The Grande Latte, Low Sodium, Low Fat, Ice On The Side, ...  Chad.

His mom thinks he is hot. The Super Chad more often than not is a trust fund baby who has all the advantages of station and really should know better, but can't break away from mommy long enough to get a life.  He'll make you want to roll your eyes and laugh behind his back.  Eventually he will marry someone named Buffy, and produce the most horrible little brats that you just want to punch in the face.

3.  The King Chad, a.k.a., The Douchebag.

Nobody thinks he is hot. Additional definition seems redundent. Affect: Roll eyes openly, laugh in face, throw-up. Too blazed, too lazy, and too stupid to reproduce.

Bottom line Gentlemen, DON'T BE THESE GUYS! It's not going to get you the action you think it is.  Lose the white glasses and you have taken the first step towards dechadification.

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Disclaimer:  I do not know these individuals, and have no clue if they are actual Chads, or are named Chad.  They may all be Rocket Scientists and contributing members of society.  They were selected based on the surfce evidence.  As always, these are just my opinions.